Paruru’s saltiness invading 755 chat app

Shimazaki Haruka once again tears someone up on 755 chat app, when a fan reports to her that he’s purchased a Paruru iPhone case. Saltiness ensues…

But first, a small Japanese lesson!

モテないmotenai) → to be unpopular with members of the opposite sex. You definitely don’t want this.

Depending on the context, this is pretty much akin to telling a guy, “You’ll never get a girlfriend”.  Saltiness, in its true form.  Here are the 755 chat interactions:

Paruru on 755
So salty it hurts.

Fan: “I ordered a Paruru iPhone case! I can’t wait for it to come”

Paruru: “If you use that, you’ll never be popular with girls”.

And then the follow up from what appears to be a Miyawaki Sakura fan:

Paruru on 755
Salt in the wounds. Oh so good.

Fan: “I bought a Paruru iPhone case too!  I’m using it now. It’s so cute!!”

Paruru: “You’re not very popular, are you”

Oh, Paruru.  It hurts.  It hurts so good.

Author: reika

I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!

  • YuiNounen

    classic paruru xD