Shimazaki Haruka once again tears someone up on 755 chat app, when a fan reports to her that he’s purchased a Paruru iPhone case. Saltiness ensues…
But first, a small Japanese lesson!
モテない（motenai) → to be unpopular with members of the opposite sex. You definitely don’t want this.
Depending on the context, this is pretty much akin to telling a guy, “You’ll never get a girlfriend”. Saltiness, in its true form. Here are the 755 chat interactions:
Fan: “I ordered a Paruru iPhone case! I can’t wait for it to come”
Paruru: “If you use that, you’ll never be popular with girls”.
And then the follow up from what appears to be a Miyawaki Sakura fan:
Fan: “I bought a Paruru iPhone case too! I’m using it now. It’s so cute!!”
Paruru: “You’re not very popular, are you”
Oh, Paruru. It hurts. It hurts so good.
Author: reika
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!