While daydreaming about your favorite Japanese celebrity, do you ever think, “I wonder how hard their poop is…”. You are not alone. Find out what other people think about the stiffness of other people’s poo in the Poo Stiffness Ranking!
Also, this ranking only covers female celebrities. The ranking is called, “The Female Celebrities who appears to have the stiffest poop Ranking!”, and this report comes courtesy of Goo News.
Of course, because there I am writing this, you will already predict that the ranking contains an AKB member! About the ranking itself, it was conducted by a company called “Eye Bridge,” on April 22, 2015, and the people questioned were 500 females.
Some of the results include some not-so-famous celebrities, but you can decide for yourself if they appear to have stiff poop.
The result of Stiff Poop Sousenkyo is below (top 10 only)!
4. Yoshida Saori
5. Kuroki Meisa
6. Esumi Makiko
7. Kanda Uno
8. Takahashi Minami
9. Sawajiri Erika
The article only comments on the top 3, but many of the reasons including things like, “She looks like she eats alot.”, or, “When she poops, it looks like tears come out.”
But, it’s officially decided that Takamina has the hardest poop in all of AKB48.
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!