The world needs more Useless AKB48 News! Today we have: Shimada Haruka donning what appears to a be a ring on her ring finger, members who have gotten really fat, and Oshima Yuko beautiful new look during a promotional event.
Shimada Haruka recent appears in a photo with Yokohama Yui. It’s business as usual, until someone notices that she is wearing a ring. And it is on her ring finger! A pending engagement?!?! Behold:
Unfortunately, it seems the internet does not care, as many 2ch onlookers simply regard the news with indifference:
- “Oh. Okay (apathy)”
- “No one cares, lol.”
- “Congratulations! Hope she’ll be happy!”
- “This isn’t going to turn into anything, haha”
- “Good congrats”
- “I’m surprised this thread isn’t going anyway.”
Pictures of Team 4’s Sato Kiara are making rounds due to umm…. well, I’ll just show you:
And here’s a before picture, just for comparison:
A recent 2ch thread begins: “Is this the body of an idol?!?” To which the conversation turns to other bouts of our favorite idols going through phases of fatness. Most notable, Yui-han in the past, during a no3b event:
And, more recently, Takahashi Juri (on the far right):
Maybe just a bad camera angle?
And lastly, Oshima Yuko has always been a cute one, but she recently affirms that fact with her appearance in a press event to promote her new stage play. Observe!
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori's dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin's bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi's jump, Mogu Mio, Miki's face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun's & Rena's flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki's face, Mion and Sasaki's legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee's face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka's underwear, Konomin's WAHOO, Nakki's new trick
- Useless #40: Miki's face, Sakura's hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara's sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT's butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
- Useless #34: Girly Kazumin, shy Okappa, Owada Mion, serious miki, Hentai Nana, monkey Yukirin
- Useless #33: Seira Maiyan, Yukirin's boobs, meganekko, phone apps
- Useless #13: sooooo much useless! And Happy New Year!
- Useless #31: I can't even explain this o_0
- Useless #28: Crazy eyes, creepy wota, foreheads, Sashihara Mai
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!