Things not worth knowing today are: Chiba Erii eats udon, Nishino Nanase bounces to the beat of Taiyo Knock, and Watanabe Mayu kicks some zombies.
Chiba Erii, 2015 Draft Member for Team 4, eats udon. Yes. There is not much more to it than. Observe, courtesy of Mukaichi Mion:
Unusually, this reminds me of Yokoyama Yui eating too:
Speaking of eating (or not speaking about it at all), how would you like to see some jumping action? Yes? Okay! Here is Nishino Nanase, of Nogizaka 46, doing some bouncing while performing Taiyo Knock:
Meanwhile, Oshima Ryoka and Watanabe Mayu fend off some zombies. Most notably, Mayuyu’s low kick is pretty terrible at stopping the undead:
Some pictures of said kicks:
I’m afraid that Mayuyu would not fare well in the zombie apocalypse!
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori's dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin's bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi's jump, Mogu Mio, Miki's face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun's & Rena's flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki's face, Mion and Sasaki's legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee's face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka's underwear, Konomin's WAHOO, Nakki's new trick
- Useless #40: Miki's face, Sakura's hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara's sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT's butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
- Useless #34: Girly Kazumin, shy Okappa, Owada Mion, serious miki, Hentai Nana, monkey Yukirin
- Useless #33: Seira Maiyan, Yukirin's boobs, meganekko, phone apps
- Useless #13: sooooo much useless! And Happy New Year!
- Useless #31: I can't even explain this o_0
- Useless #28: Crazy eyes, creepy wota, foreheads, Sashihara Mai
- Useless #26: Izurina Jackson, scary photos, Annin's cool beauty, HKT air conditioner
- Useless New #25: Sayanee, Nogizaka copies SKE48, ever-supportive Takamina
- Useless #24: theater accidents, Sugamoto Yuko's tongue, Komiharu's confusion, Yuumin's play
- Useless #23: face stretching, Paruru's troll face, Nanase eats, nostalgia cake
- Useless #22: Paruru
- Useless #21: Moeka's darkness, Naanya the lesbian, Ryoha-tan's legs
- Useless #20: Kojimako the beaver, Kojiharu ORA's, Paruru eats, Mocchi eats Mio
- Useless #19: Boob Senbatsu
- Useless #18: funny Yuko, Sadako Akarin, Kojiharu's butt, Haruppi the loner
- Run, Milky, run!
- Useless #17: Sayanee & Milky in sync, Milky's ponytails, Sasshi the borne leader
- Useless #16: girls kissing, zombie Hori-chan, more boob grabbing
- Useless #15: Takamina is tiny, Meru is fat, Shuu spitting
- 48-Group members in yukata summer apparel
- Useless #14: Yukarun's kicks, double hafuun, Jurina's Eva cosplay
- Yamamoto Sayaka as center for Heavy Rotation
- Useless #12: Erii's udon, Nishino bounces, Mayuyu kicks zombies
- Useless #11: Sayanee's boobs, Kojiharu's pantsu, Nanamin makes sushi for you!
- Useless #10: Paruru's Twitter, Team 8's Oguri Yui, Fuuchan hates the sun
- Kayano Shinobu vs Matsuko Deluxe
- Useless #9: Renacchi Funassyi, serious Kojima, Sayaka Jackson
- Useless #8: Mayuyu's eel, Karen's sexy new look, Murashige Anna's nonfiction
- Useless #7: Sitting Paruru, sitting Ricchan, an Ota Yuri's twintail
- Useless #6: Miichan the pirate, Juri shaking, and Nishino's superb overreaction
- Useless #5: Shimada gets engaged, fat members, and Yuko-chan's new look
- Useless #4: NMB winking, cheapskate Mion, skinnier Maachun, Yuutan's boobs
- Useless #3: Sakura-tan's low shot, Okada Nana's sleeping face, Hanako's Twitter
- Useless #2: Paruru's type, Sayanee's durability, and Yukirin's successor?!
- Useless #1: Staff dancing, Sayanee's face, Takamina's twin ponytails
- The undeniable cuteness of Shimazaki Haruka
- Run, Sakura, Run!
- Run, Mio, Run!
- Paruru's secret skill: soccer (or football?)
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!