There are so many comments to reply-to, but no time for that! I promise I’ll reply later. Right now it’s useless time! Today, let’s enjoy some sitting, members getting boob fondled, and then take some time out to listen to Sashihara Rino.
There’s nothing more fundamental than sitting. I remember Kawaei Rina and Paruru sitting as well. Lately, other members are sitting too!!
Yukari Sasaki sits down:
Online commentators note her very reflexive stance as she is deep in thought. She’s in “wise person mode”.
Takahashi Juri has also been known to sit down on occasion. But there’s something special about being captain:
When she sits, all her junior members come and massage her. She clearly has some great leadership skills to have such loyal junior members.
There are some idols who never forget their cuteness, even when they sit down:
Wow. Perhaps Mion is just naturally cute without trying.
There are really no words for this, but it’s no secret that idols are placed in many interesting situations for the pleasure and entertainment of us adoring fans.
Here is how Kitazawa Saki intends to entertain us:
So many hands (o_0)
Sakkii is not the only victim here:
I am still trying to make sense of this scene. It’s like the mystery box except with an entire member inside!
A Japanese comedian walks into a ramen restaurant, and is greeted by the following:
Here is a closer look:
Sashihara is too cute as usual! It’s funnier that the tagline says, “Will you listen to what I say?”
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori's dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin's bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi's jump, Mogu Mio, Miki's face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun's & Rena's flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki's face, Mion and Sasaki's legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee's face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka's underwear, Konomin's WAHOO, Nakki's new trick
- Useless #40: Miki's face, Sakura's hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara's sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT's butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
- Useless #34: Girly Kazumin, shy Okappa, Owada Mion, serious miki, Hentai Nana, monkey Yukirin
- Useless #33: Seira Maiyan, Yukirin's boobs, meganekko, phone apps
- Useless #13: sooooo much useless! And Happy New Year!
- Useless #31: I can't even explain this o_0
- Useless #28: Crazy eyes, creepy wota, foreheads, Sashihara Mai
- Useless #26: Izurina Jackson, scary photos, Annin's cool beauty, HKT air conditioner
- Useless New #25: Sayanee, Nogizaka copies SKE48, ever-supportive Takamina
- Useless #24: theater accidents, Sugamoto Yuko's tongue, Komiharu's confusion, Yuumin's play
- Useless #23: face stretching, Paruru's troll face, Nanase eats, nostalgia cake
- Useless #22: Paruru
- Useless #21: Moeka's darkness, Naanya the lesbian, Ryoha-tan's legs
- Useless #20: Kojimako the beaver, Kojiharu ORA's, Paruru eats, Mocchi eats Mio
- Useless #19: Boob Senbatsu
- Useless #18: funny Yuko, Sadako Akarin, Kojiharu's butt, Haruppi the loner
- Run, Milky, run!
- Useless #17: Sayanee & Milky in sync, Milky's ponytails, Sasshi the borne leader
- Useless #16: girls kissing, zombie Hori-chan, more boob grabbing
- Useless #15: Takamina is tiny, Meru is fat, Shuu spitting
- 48-Group members in yukata summer apparel
- Useless #14: Yukarun's kicks, double hafuun, Jurina's Eva cosplay
- Yamamoto Sayaka as center for Heavy Rotation
- Useless #12: Erii's udon, Nishino bounces, Mayuyu kicks zombies
- Useless #11: Sayanee's boobs, Kojiharu's pantsu, Nanamin makes sushi for you!
- Useless #10: Paruru's Twitter, Team 8's Oguri Yui, Fuuchan hates the sun
- Kayano Shinobu vs Matsuko Deluxe
- Useless #9: Renacchi Funassyi, serious Kojima, Sayaka Jackson
- Useless #8: Mayuyu's eel, Karen's sexy new look, Murashige Anna's nonfiction
- Useless #7: Sitting Paruru, sitting Ricchan, an Ota Yuri's twintail
- Useless #6: Miichan the pirate, Juri shaking, and Nishino's superb overreaction
- Useless #5: Shimada gets engaged, fat members, and Yuko-chan's new look
- Useless #4: NMB winking, cheapskate Mion, skinnier Maachun, Yuutan's boobs
- Useless #3: Sakura-tan's low shot, Okada Nana's sleeping face, Hanako's Twitter
- Useless #2: Paruru's type, Sayanee's durability, and Yukirin's successor?!
- Useless #1: Staff dancing, Sayanee's face, Takamina's twin ponytails
- The undeniable cuteness of Shimazaki Haruka
- Run, Sakura, Run!
- Run, Mio, Run!
- Paruru's secret skill: soccer (or football?)
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!