It’s hard deciding what’s useful and useless some days, but I hope this batch of goodies is equally useless for you! Today, let’s look at Muto Tomu’s goods, some newspapers, Hirata Rina’s awkwardness, and event more awkwardness amongst a few 9th generation members.
Muto Tomu’s birthday was recently and part of her Birthday celebration included several different novelty goods! Let’s take a look at some of them:
— たつやギター (@ta28guitar) December 9, 2015
Usually when I think about AKB48-goods, the quality is sometimes not so great. But many are noting how well made these things.
Last year’s birthday event was also very interesting:
— ポテトキャップ (@sunMOONtruth_) November 29, 2014
Newspapers sometimes have interesting AKB interviews and such, but are usually limited in scope (unless it is the AKB Shinbun). However, a recent issue of Nikkan Sports takes out a full page, completely covered in 48-group news, following the recent 10 year anniversary:
Oddly enough, there is one thing to note about this coverage: it is basically all about AKB48’s previously graduated members. It still seems they have the popularity and power over their current generation junior members!
Check out Hirata Rina posing for the camera:
Nothing unusual here… until she realizes that she is giving up some unintended fan service!
Lastly, we see fellow AKB48 9th Generation members Yamauchi Suzuran and Shimazaki Haruka attempting to take a photo together… with Paruru exuding awkwardness:
“Suzuran asked me to take a picture #AWKWARD”
“#ForcedSmile #BuryingTheDistanceBetweenSakae #ReallyAwkward”
“The only thing we could do was laugh. Done.”
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori's dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin's bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi's jump, Mogu Mio, Miki's face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun's & Rena's flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki's face, Mion and Sasaki's legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee's face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka's underwear, Konomin's WAHOO, Nakki's new trick
- Useless #40: Miki's face, Sakura's hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara's sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT's butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
- Useless #34: Girly Kazumin, shy Okappa, Owada Mion, serious miki, Hentai Nana, monkey Yukirin
- Useless #33: Seira Maiyan, Yukirin's boobs, meganekko, phone apps
- Useless #13: sooooo much useless! And Happy New Year!
- Useless #31: I can't even explain this o_0
- Useless #28: Crazy eyes, creepy wota, foreheads, Sashihara Mai
- Useless #26: Izurina Jackson, scary photos, Annin's cool beauty, HKT air conditioner
- Useless New #25: Sayanee, Nogizaka copies SKE48, ever-supportive Takamina
- Useless #24: theater accidents, Sugamoto Yuko's tongue, Komiharu's confusion, Yuumin's play
- Useless #23: face stretching, Paruru's troll face, Nanase eats, nostalgia cake
- Useless #22: Paruru
- Useless #21: Moeka's darkness, Naanya the lesbian, Ryoha-tan's legs
- Useless #20: Kojimako the beaver, Kojiharu ORA's, Paruru eats, Mocchi eats Mio
- Useless #19: Boob Senbatsu
- Useless #18: funny Yuko, Sadako Akarin, Kojiharu's butt, Haruppi the loner
- Run, Milky, run!
- Useless #17: Sayanee & Milky in sync, Milky's ponytails, Sasshi the borne leader
- Useless #16: girls kissing, zombie Hori-chan, more boob grabbing
- Useless #15: Takamina is tiny, Meru is fat, Shuu spitting
- 48-Group members in yukata summer apparel
- Useless #14: Yukarun's kicks, double hafuun, Jurina's Eva cosplay
- Yamamoto Sayaka as center for Heavy Rotation
- Useless #12: Erii's udon, Nishino bounces, Mayuyu kicks zombies
- Useless #11: Sayanee's boobs, Kojiharu's pantsu, Nanamin makes sushi for you!
- Useless #10: Paruru's Twitter, Team 8's Oguri Yui, Fuuchan hates the sun
- Kayano Shinobu vs Matsuko Deluxe
- Useless #9: Renacchi Funassyi, serious Kojima, Sayaka Jackson
- Useless #8: Mayuyu's eel, Karen's sexy new look, Murashige Anna's nonfiction
- Useless #7: Sitting Paruru, sitting Ricchan, an Ota Yuri's twintail
- Useless #6: Miichan the pirate, Juri shaking, and Nishino's superb overreaction
- Useless #5: Shimada gets engaged, fat members, and Yuko-chan's new look
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!