Yes, #13. I can’t count correctly so I’m filling some gaps starting this new year.  Maybe that’s useless information, but I’ll tell you lots this time.  This edition: covered-up Yui-han, English-challened Yuria-chan, Meru’s crazy kissing, Mariyagi’s boobs, shiny UFOs in AKB theater, and Megu’s wardrobe malfunction. Whew. That’s a lot, get ready!

AKB members taking self portraits are not unusual.  Accidents have happened before, where the background of photos include some…. interesting shots.  Here’s one:

At least Sayanee had the decency the “censor” a half-naked Yokoyama Yui!

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Kizaki Yuria calls herself a genius (perhaps sarcastically?), but her command of English spelling of “Thank You”, could use some work:

And more:

“Engrisyu speak pera pera”.  Pera pera is romanization for Japanese word meaning “fluently”.  At least she spelled “speak” correctly!

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Members kissing each other is nothing new, but I must admit that the following kiss with Tashima Meru more passionate than usual!

Imgur GIF

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On a related note, it seems that boob grabbing is par for the course in the strange world of Japanese idols! Here’s a photo with 9th generation members, but pay close attention Mariyagi and Tanaka Chisato’s hand placement!

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Meanwhile at a theater performance, looking into the audience, there seems to one large bright spot….

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Accidents in the theater have been known to happen.  Taniguchi Megu unfortunately experiences one of her own, but she handles it with grace!

Gif Version:

Taniguchi Megu Wardrobe Malfunction

Good things she was wearing more than just underwear!

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USELESS NEWS終了〜〜！

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