2chan says: Yokoyama General Manager's development...

Continuing from last week’s episode of “2chan says,” join us again as 2ch gathers to watch the 2nd half of AKBINGO’s Lucky Girl Ranking 2016.

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46: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:00:33.56 ID:3uArnJuj.net
It’s here ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!

49: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:00:35.16 ID:JZx9HOK3.net
It’s startinggggggggggggggggggggg!

75: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:01:43.73 ID:3ll2MLmO.net
Moekyun

78: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:01:50.58 ID:yVcLnQEr.net
Ikumin

84: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:01:57.36 ID:iH59kDxW.net
Hapiness is here!!!!!!

85: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:01:59.85 ID:XKfz/592.net
Miki-chan, congrats

93: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:02:11.70 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Really, she’s so dumb. lol

99: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:02:32.78 ID:el76UJhA.net
Stuffed in a can haha

1453195810-0160-003 — “Starting this year, things will get better and better”

1453195810-0160-005 — “Yeah, she’s always bringing bento boxes”

1453195810-0160-007 — “… stuffed in a can”.

106: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:02:40.64 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
Well, there are bentos like that

116: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:03:03.56 ID:XI2mnHKN.net
Kenkyuusei…

118: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:03:05.64 ID:yVcLnQEr.net
Mahohohon (´・ω・｀)

119: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:03:07.55 ID:ZE+onhAn.net
Whoa so cute

136: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:03:23.07 ID:xrVoRmIU.net
Sexy line lol

1453195810-0264-008 — “Amongst members, the #1 most sadistic”

1453195810-0264-010 — “I really thought I was a masochist.”

138: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:03:31.59 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Oddball

1453195810-0287-001 — “Going to a weirdo’s castle.”

1453195810-0287-002 — Peripheral vision is getting narrower.

1453195810-0287-003 — “Achieving happiness, as a female…”

1453195810-0287-005 — “Be careful announcing yourself a sadist!”

152: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:03:53.63 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
A domesticated pig. hahaha

1453195810-0287-006 — You’re a domesticated pig, right?

1453195810-0287-008 — I’m the completed opposite during handshake events.

153: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:03:59.34 ID:9tS0iTNY.net
You guys! hahahaha

155: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:04:06.44 ID:63jWkAtM.net
Haha Paruparu-san

1453195810-0326-001 — “Shimazaki, you didn’t really like that?”

166: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:04:13.32 ID:9tS0iTNY.net
Niigata girls are so cute

1453195810-0326-003 — You’ve got a “violent” line.

1453195810-0326-008 — Adultery line: things like forbidden office romance turn you on.

172: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:04:22.79 ID:rJD/1LKP.net
That’s a “Becky line”

175: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:04:23.73 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
Immorality line, hahahah

222: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:00.06 ID:Z8jz0VD4.net
She’s frustrated huh.

1453195810-0356-002 — “She’s a pervert.”

1453195810-0356-005 — “When I’m with a cute girl, I want to eat her.”

1453195810-0356-007 — “You really like cute girls, don’t you.”

1453195810-0356-008 — “I want to kiss them.”

227: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:04.05 ID:btp4lc21.net
She’s a monster, haha

1453195810-0356-010 — “Here comes the office monster!”

230: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:05.60 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Office Monster, hahaha

246: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:22.97 ID:63jWkAtM.net
Stalker, lol

250: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:27.04 ID:irofTeXS.net
I want her to stalk meeeeeeeeeee!

254: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:31.33 ID:+RCTAzgL.net
Whoa, so cute.

266: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:53.77 ID:el76UJhA.net
So that’s how she is. haha

1453195810-0395-008 — “Kitagawa-san’s direct stare….”

1453195810-0439-001 — This is different than what it says on WIkipedia

1453195810-0439-002 — “On Shimada-san’s WIkipedia page, it says that Miyazawa Sae is his oshimen.”

267: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:53.82 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
Yui-han hahahahaha

269: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:05:54.51 ID:a961Mqjc.net
lol

277: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:06:02.92 ID:PMK8weIa.net
There’s no way, lol

1453195810-0439-004 — “Have you ever stalked someone?”

285: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:06:25.67 ID:XKfz/592.net
Yui-han, Sei-chan, congrats

294: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:06:36.88 ID:HmYlHj/1.net
Nattsun, you did it!

299: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:06:42.36 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
There are a lot of good members lined up here

312: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:06:57.73 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
Yuihan looks so good today

329: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:07:19.07 ID:030sJWmn.net
Super pervert

1453195810-0521-004 — You have so many good lines

1453195810-0521-005 — You have similar lines to a lot of famous people

344: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:07:43.19 ID:BNGmJpym.net
But she’s still #51.

346: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:07:43.64 ID:PMK8weIa.net
What?!

1453195810-0521-011 — Juri: “This is bad, huh.”

350: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:07:47.79 ID:XKfz/592.net
Juri, lol

1453195810-0546-002 — “I didn’t say anything to get noticed.”

1453195810-0546-003 — “But getting noticed is like being lucky, right!?”

351: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:07:47.94 ID:yVcLnQEr.net
This is bad!

353: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:07:50.14 ID:TziJ1OzH.net
Those sound effects are too much

367: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:03.70 ID:si3x2DHC.net
Sexy General Manager hehe

1453195810-0546-004 — Your research into sexiness is amazing.

1453195810-0546-008 — How’s the research going?

372: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:11.61 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
Research, hahahaha

377: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:20.97 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Yui-han is pretty made? haha

1453195810-0546-009 — AKBINGO’s influence is too much, so don’t say stuff like that!

1453195810-0546-010 — “I’ve been unfashionable ever since!”

382: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:24.30 ID:a961Mqjc.net
She’s mad haha

387: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:27.18 ID:56zqsNmc.net
She’s really unfashionable, so we can’t help it. hahahaha

405: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:42.33 ID:si3x2DHC.net
What, really?!

1453195810-0567-003 — “Yokoyama, you picture had an interesting development…”

1453195810-0567-005 — Here is Takamina’s hand reading…

407: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:48.24 ID:btp4lc21.net
Lol

409: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:08:51.28 ID:PMK8weIa.net
“That’s okay.” hahaha

1453195810-0567-007 — “No, really, that’s okay…”

425: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:09:05.35 ID:a961Mqjc.net
It’s yellow haha

442: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:09:35.32 ID:VnkQlIZf.net
Kiyoto is really talking alot.

450: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:09:45.96 ID:X7hd+FZ9.net
Yuihan is so cute.

1453195810-0597-001 — Takamina has always had a particular set of lines.

1453195810-0597-002 — “Yokoyama, you have those lines too.”

1453195810-0597-006 — Your hand will become more and more yellow!

459: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:09:56.53 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Unaaaa!

1453195810-0597-009 — “She’s talking a lot, isn’t she?”

1453195810-0597-011 — “Please restrain yourself.”

463: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:09:59.85 ID:kJTW5met.net
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

468: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:10:09.95 ID:yO8D2pfI.net
Yuihan needs someone to stop her

485: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:10:33.10 ID:9tS0iTNY.net
This is where Izurina is?!

486: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:10:33.50 ID:TziJ1OzH.net
Parururuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

488: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:10:37.51 ID:0VOeD56Z.net
Takamina haha

499: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:10:44.67 ID:el76UJhA.net
There are some graduates here….

520: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:11:02.76 ID:9tS0iTNY.net
My Izurina ＼(^o^)／

522: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:11:03.14 ID:56zqsNmc.net
Summarize this part, stupid!

1453195810-0734-004 — “Team 4 is full of dummies!”

1453195810-0734-006 — Izurina had the smallest line.

523: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:11:03.54 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Nothing but dumbasses hahahahaha

541: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:11:35.82 ID:PMK8weIa.net
It’s over lol

1453195810-0771-001 — “Truly full of dummies.”

552: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:12:06.67 ID:+RCTAzgL.net
The Apologiy Line

1453195810-0771-009 — “A clumsy person.”

1453195810-0771-010 — “This type of year for growth only happens once every 10 years”

1453195810-0771-011 — After this, next year will be something to look forward to.

1453195810-0811-002 — Three years from now, your luck will increase

1453195810-0811-003 — You were correct….

568: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:12:37.81 ID:TziJ1OzH.net
Wait a minute, this is exactly what she said on Baito

575: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:12:54.43 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
That was Getters iida, right?

585: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:13:09.96 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Matsumura, haha.

595: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:13:20.93 ID:56zqsNmc.net
Ah that’s right.

603: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:13:30.55 ID:QQDkipsf.net
That garbage heap again!?

611: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:13:38.79 ID:a961Mqjc.net
That’s skill, isn’t it?

620: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:13:50.57 ID:5N29suy+.net
It’s going to get messy again!

639: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:14:22.20 ID:PMK8weIa.net
He’s right on, isn’t he?!

1453195810-0840-010 — The Pessimist Line.

1453195810-0869-001 — Matsumura usually has reflects on things by herself.

1453195810-0869-003 — “They didn’t really pick on SKE48. What should I do?”

643: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:14:24.42 ID:G7Br9Ksq.net
That close up is crazy.

650: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:14:29.33 ID:el76UJhA.net
Stop with that close up! haha

1453195810-0869-004 — Isn’t there anyway to stop this?

1453195810-0869-005 — Psychologically weak people should make their eyebrows fatter.

675: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:05.46 ID:yVcLnQEr.net
Great preparation.

1453195810-0869-007 — “Fat brow make up.” (SKE48’s make-up artist)

680: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:12.18 ID:XsBtN3RM.net
It’s IMOTO hahahahahahahaha

1453195810-0892-003 — “I don’t believe any of this will work though.”

682: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:12.56 ID:q5I5ckxG.net
It doesn’t look unusual.

685: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:13.83 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Mostly Imoto (´･ω･｀)

707: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:25.32 ID:si3x2DHC.net
She turned into IMOTO ｗ

722: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:52.77 ID:3ll2MLmO.net
Annin, Yamada

723: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:53.04 ID:56zqsNmc.net
Lot’s of Team 8

725: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:51.41 ID:XKfz/592.net
Annin, Mogi-chan, congrats

730: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:15:58.53 ID:/DcyZunh.net
Too many Team 8 members

741: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:16:05.78 ID:JZx9HOK3.net
Sashihara hahah

751: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:16:18.61 ID:/rBwH2ur.net
Sashihara Kitarie lol

1453195810-0938-010 — “This is a really important year.”

796: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:17:25.54 ID:HBcpjN9r.net
Shimada-san, you looked this up, didn’t you?

1453195810-0963-001 — There’s a chance you’ll go even higher.

1453195810-0963-006 — “Maybe work related to pictures, or design”

1453195810-0963-008 — “I love taking photos.”

1453195810-0963-009 — I carry around a camera.

807: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:17:44.29 ID:XKfz/592.net
Team 8 is just a summary

Lines that show you’ll become a smart person.

812: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:17:54.25 ID:9oqw6zQt.net
Yamada is cute.

814: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:17:59.28 ID:a961Mqjc.net
Izurina hahaha

“… Izurina doesn’t have any of those lines.”

This team has a lot of smart people. It’s a team that has a promising future.

822: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:18:03.38 ID:Fh5ZQ7CB.net
Zuna lol

827: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:18:12.12 ID:QMvtz0yR.net
Izurina doesn’t have any of that

850: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:18:57.34 ID:PMK8weIa.net
Tired eyes haha

874: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:19:31.63 ID:DTzYjXUD.net
Oda Erina is so cute.

889: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:20:06.79 ID:si3x2DHC.net
Unagi’s gone up

Ever since Lucky Girl Ranking has started, these past 2-3 years, you’ve developed a “Talent Line.”

908: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:20:38.36 ID:3y4uyhhC.net
Good job, Una!!!

909: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:20:42.21 ID:XI2mnHKN.net
I guess they’ll be going into week three

93: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:25:15.52 ID:yVcLnQEr.net
This just shows that Mion is going to be number one

99: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:25:21.25 ID:/rBwH2ur.net
Mion is definitely going to be in the top 3

100: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:25:24.72 ID:si3x2DHC.net
Sayanee is probably going to be number one or dead last

120: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:25:56.84 ID:46rDfNGq.net
Tomu coming out in front means she’ll either be top three or worst three

142: 名無しさんにズームイン！ 2016/01/20(水) 01:26:58.12 ID:TziJ1OzH.net
I’m guessing that Mion is going to rank better than Haruppi

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