This post is not as useless as always. It is filled with scientific knowledge and research! Or maybe there is none of that. You won’t know until you see it, right? Today, please enjoy the following: Nishino Nanase’s cosplay, Ichikawa Miori Star Wars crossover debut, NMB48’s Mita Mao gets her mouth stuffed, Taniguchi Megu in your face, and Owada Miyazaki Nana Miho. *whew* What a mouthful. Read on!!

Nishino Nanase’s latest cosplay revealed

What does she dress as? The answer is Paruru! Here you go:

For reference:

It is very excellent cosplay!

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Ichikawa Miori confirmed for Star Wars debut?

It’s not secret that it’s quite cold in Japan these days. Ichikawa Miori takes steps to combat the cold by dressing appropriately:

ぜんぶ雪のせいだ。 pic.twitter.com/THjrAUNIH9

— 市川美織@放課後戦記10/5〜 (@miorin_lemon212) January 18, 2016

“It’s all the snow’s fault.”

So she claims! What this really is, is basically a confirmation for her appearance in the next Star Wars movie:

We’ve already seen leaked movie images of the Jedi Kami 7:

It must be real, since Mayuyu would obviously never give in to the Dark Side.

Or this could all be fake. Who knows.

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Boobs

Understandly, this will the last time for members to “grab” onto Mariyagi before she graduates:

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NMB48’s Mita Mao gets a mouthful

We’ve all heard of the ever popular pocky game, where in two people begging eating one Pocky stick from each end. When two girls play pocky game, it’s cute. When an middle-aged man is involved, it’s probably harassment.

Also, I just notice there is no pocky here (oh well):

Oh, Mao-kyun. I can feel your purity slipping away.

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Itano runs, because I would too

A surprise special guest appears to greet Itano Tomomi, as she does some PR to promote her movie “Nozikime” and celebrate AKB48’s 10 year event. Here’s a video from JIJIpress:

Even in retirement, she still seems an idol sometimes!

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MEGU UP!

In my mind, she is saying, “You stink!”

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Quiz time!

Okay, who is this?

Two choices: (1) a slightly plump Owada Nana, or (2) Miyazaki Miho on a bad day?

I guess we’ll never know!

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USELESS NEWS終了〜〜！

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