One long-time Sashihara Rino hater (or “anti”, if you prefer) laments that his efforts are in vain. What ensues is a funny and interesting exchange, when the hater sadly admits defeat by confessing how cute Sasshi has become.
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A translation note: I use the word “hater” instead of “anti”. While “anti” is a valid word, it sounds relatively unnatural to use it by itself in (American) English. Also, you might notice that this thread is rather old.
1: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 02c3-Mcmd) 2015/09/20(日) 17:35:37.34 ID:UE0qC3Cc0.net
I’ve been a hater for about 3 years, and I am honestly tired…
No matter how hard I badmouth her, she was still #1 in the election. She made headlines doing that concert in her swimsuit. She also has lots of work in commercials and televsion.
Just this weekend, almost like every single day, she appears on all these famous TV shows like Ariyoshi’s Summer. Gurunai, Gacchir Monday…
And then I heard that she is being called back on Wide na Show.
I am really tired… what should I do?
2: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 8dc3-MM7F) 2015/09/20(日) 17:44:10.74 ID:T9x5tsYw0.net
Do you best till the very end!
3: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 8dc3-xZfu) 2015/09/20(日) 17:46:41.03 ID:cBFJACI10.net
Thanks to the haters, we have come all this way.
Please continue your support!
4: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW fbc3-RezO) 2015/09/20(日) 17:47:11.21 ID:CQHF3Wv30.net
What will we do if the haters start complaining?
5: 47の素敵な(茸)＠＼(^o^)／ (ｽﾌﾟｰ Sdf8-g4cm) 2015/09/20(日) 17:47:48.41 ID:21JJD2nSd.net
If you do not try your best, Sasshi is gonna be in trouble!(´・ω・`)
Sasshi was able to come this far on the fuel of haters!
6: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 02c3-Mcmd) 2015/09/20(日) 17:49:32.51 ID:UE0qC3Cc0.net
Maybe I will try just a little bit longer…
9: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 8dc3-xZfu) 2015/09/20(日) 17:54:48.35 ID:cBFJACI10.net
Starting now, you have to check all of Sasshi’s TV shows and magazines. Good luck with the hater life, okay?
15: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 02c3-Mcmd) 2015/09/20(日) 18:02:19.32 ID:UE0qC3Cc0.net
I have been checking all her TV shows.
I do not have any of the magazines. One of my hater friends is checking those, so if he finds something, I will do my best to lay down the hate.
10: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 8dc3-xZfu) 2015/09/20(日) 17:55:50.76 ID:cBFJACI10.net
Ah, also! If you are able to go to concerts, it is good to look there. You do not need to go so far as to buy goods.
8: 47の素敵な(茸)＠＼(^o^)／ (ｽﾌﾟｰ Sda8-zzyo) 2015/09/20(日) 17:49:57.01 ID:bMKuCvPgd.net
Don’t give up!
19: 47の素敵な(東京都)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW e182-RezO) 2015/09/20(日) 18:21:51.91 ID:X58nol4c0.net
Don’t give up until Sashihara becomes a regular Monday-night drama actress.
20: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 8dc3-xZfu) 2015/09/20(日) 18:27:23.58 ID:cBFJACI10.net
That is gonna be impossible, lol.
At least, tell him to not give up until she becomes MC on a Golden Week TV Show.
22: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 02c3-Mcmd) 2015/09/20(日) 18:40:58.03 ID:UE0qC3Cc0.net
I’ve tried my best to knock Sashihara down because I believed it was for Mayuyu’s sake. But honestly, there’s a big difference between Mayuyu and Sasshi now, right?
I’m so tired of this…
23: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 02c3-Mcmd) 2015/09/20(日) 18:42:59.96 ID:UE0qC3Cc0.net
What’s even more unbearable, is that I am always watching Sashihara’s TV shows and, lately, I’m finding that she’s becoming cuter and cuter…
That swimsuit concert really did a number on me.
41: 47の素敵な(やわらか銀行)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW fbc3-RezO) 2015/09/20(日) 21:39:52.59 ID:CQHF3Wv30.net
Even so, you’ve still gotta keep it up.
Even is Sasshi is getting more and more cute, the work of a hater is to try harder to maintain that hater lifestyle!
29: 47の素敵な(東日本)＠＼(^o^)／ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7c01-Mcmd) 2015/09/20(日) 18:51:54.56 ID:i5g45PxH0.net
Give it up! You need to realize that Sasshi is the heavenly idol of the AKB Group! She’s a “new type” that’s way ahead of her nearest rival. We ordinary people can never become like that. She’s like a goddess!
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