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Useless #39: Milky eats, boob, Harugon in the trash, Sasshi stretches

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My monday was useless, but let me make it more useless to you too! For today: let’s watch Watanabe Miyuki eating, boob, Nakagawa Haruka in the trash, and Sashihara Rino’s stretchy face.

Watanabe Miyuki eating

This cannot possibly be useless, can it?  I will let you decide for yourself:

Milky Eating

Milky Eating

Milky Eating

Milky Eating

Milky Eating

Yes, that is where my boob is…

NMB48’s Iso Kanae and Ichikawa Miori don some cosplay and play an innocent game of “find the nipple”:

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Nakagawa Haruka finds something in the trash…

Translation: “The trash at the event space is crazy. How sad. Also, my face, lol.”

Sashihara Rino has a stretchy face

I am awed at how stretchy Sasshi’s face is sometimes. She demonstrates this “skill” yet again, on a recent episode of Sashihara Kawaizu:

Sashihara Rino stretchy face

Sashihara Rino stretchy face

Sashihara Rino stretchy face

… what’s that you say? “More stretchy faces?”

Well… OKAY!

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yamada mariri

hiramatsu kanako stretched face

koishi kumiko stretched face

kamata natsuki stretched face 2

kamata natsuki stretched face

takeuchi saki stretch face

ego yuna stretched face

ego yuna stretched face

furuhatao nao stretch face

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USELESS NEWS終了〜〜！

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Author: reika

I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!

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  • Derek Vasconi

    I probably just sat and watched that series of Milky eating boob for like ten minutes. I can’t believe I just did that, but she’s so hot it’s impossible NOT to stare. And Imagine!
    Also, didn’t even recognize Fresh Lemon in the cosplay! Wow… she’s growing up!

    • reika

      Oh, I think Milky has “fished” you? lol.

      Fresh Lemon is hard to identify when she’s not wearing yellow!

      • Derek Vasconi

        lol, yeah, I’m pretty easily fished by Milky. If I were to actually shake her hand at a handshake event, the peeler would have to carry me out, as I would get pretty weak in the knees if she whispered in my ear her usual, I LOVE YOU. I’m just in trouble when it comes to girls that look like Milky.
        Fresh Lemon looks much more grown up, somehow. And yeah, I almost can’t see her apart from her as a human form of a lemon. Too funny.

  • Chaconne

    I dropped my phone when I saw Sakura… what a fright it gave me.

    • reika

      oh! I’m sorry to scare you!

      • Chaconne

        No, it’s okay! Thanks for the article, I enjoyed it.

  • Sam

    Milky is 食べるだけ様、anyone knows that dorama? or Manga, dont know if there’s also a manga.

  • Payuyu Fortyeight

    lmao the harugon part cracked me up XD someone pick her face tho!!

  • Sasshi <3

    Sasshi’s face is just too darn cute. >_< I want to pinch her cheeks non-stop!