Like many things I sometimes encounter in idol fandom, there are no words for how uselessly wonderful these things are.  This time, please enjoy the following: Konishita Momoka’s underwear, Kusaka Konomi’s… umm… wahoo (?!), and Kamata Natsuki’s … uh, special trick?

I’m procrastinating, so this post is shorter than usual. Here is an apology:

Oh, but here’s a gift from me to you: possibly relevant Japanese lesson:

先延ばしするなよ　→　さきのばしするなよ
saki nobashi suru nayo

The meaning is: “Don’t procrastinate!”

Anyway, onward to useless!

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Momoka’s Underwear

Kinoashita Momoka receives a birthday gift that just seems to suit her so well.

What is it?  Iron Underwear. No joke:

百花生誕祭
鉄のパンツ pic.twitter.com/KEIZvcbqRb

— スクランブルエッグ編集長 (@s_egg) February 8, 2016

Oh, and here she is walking around in said underwear (and realizing that she can’t find the key):

ももちゃん生誕祭！大盛り上がりでした??

そして、、、大事件発生中…??? pic.twitter.com/6P94uo1iWR

— 矢倉楓子 (@ICECREAMFUKO) February 8, 2016

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Kusaka Konomi’s WAHOO

What’s going on here?  I don’t know, but sometimes I am feeling like this when I’m lost:

わっほーーーいわっほほほほほほほほほほほほほほほほほほほおほほほほほほほほほほほほほほほおほほほほほほほおほほほほおほ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜 pic.twitter.com/2vkgNm88pP

— 日下このみ (@enoki_zzz0112) February 6, 2016

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Kamata Natsuki does a… thing

I can’t describe this one either. It’s really better to just watch (multiple times maybe!):

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USELESS NEWS終了〜〜！

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