Don’t read this! There is no benefit here! Unless you somehow consider the following useful: Yamamoto Sayaka’s face, HKT’s moonwalking, Doraemon the closet wota, and girls kissing all over the place. Don’t read this!
If you’re reading this now, it means you didn’t listen to me! Shame on you. But now that you’re here, you might as well enjoy the following:
Sayanee’s face is so interesting
It seems that NGT48 members are especially interested in that chin:
You can’t really blame them. Sayanee has such an interesting face to begin with:
But it’s definitely funniest when she does her impression of Totoro:
HKT48 members do a special dance.
It’s the moonwalk!
Doraemon, the idol wota
Japan’s famous blue robot cat, Doraemon, throws down his forbidden wota dancing:
In this scene, he is dancing to “Koi suru Maririn”! Clearly, he is ONE OF US!
All the girls kissing
Actually, only two this time, but we have discussed in great detail, the science behind girls kissing several times. Okay, maybe too many times.
We all know that the pocky game is an excuse to kiss, and Hirata Rina and Chiba Erii pull it off very well:
Enlarged, slow motion version (for research purposes, of course!):
And before I forget, things get steamy with Mayuyu and Sawajiri Erika:
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori's dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin's bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi's jump, Mogu Mio, Miki's face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun's & Rena's flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki's face, Mion and Sasaki's legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee's face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka's underwear, Konomin's WAHOO, Nakki's new trick
- Useless #40: Miki's face, Sakura's hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara's sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT's butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
- Useless #34: Girly Kazumin, shy Okappa, Owada Mion, serious miki, Hentai Nana, monkey Yukirin
- Useless #33: Seira Maiyan, Yukirin's boobs, meganekko, phone apps
- Useless #13: sooooo much useless! And Happy New Year!
- Useless #31: I can't even explain this o_0
- Useless #28: Crazy eyes, creepy wota, foreheads, Sashihara Mai
- Useless #26: Izurina Jackson, scary photos, Annin's cool beauty, HKT air conditioner
- Useless New #25: Sayanee, Nogizaka copies SKE48, ever-supportive Takamina
- Useless #24: theater accidents, Sugamoto Yuko's tongue, Komiharu's confusion, Yuumin's play
- Useless #23: face stretching, Paruru's troll face, Nanase eats, nostalgia cake
- Useless #22: Paruru
- Useless #21: Moeka's darkness, Naanya the lesbian, Ryoha-tan's legs
- Useless #20: Kojimako the beaver, Kojiharu ORA's, Paruru eats, Mocchi eats Mio
- Useless #19: Boob Senbatsu
- Useless #18: funny Yuko, Sadako Akarin, Kojiharu's butt, Haruppi the loner
- Run, Milky, run!
- Useless #17: Sayanee & Milky in sync, Milky's ponytails, Sasshi the borne leader
- Useless #16: girls kissing, zombie Hori-chan, more boob grabbing
- Useless #15: Takamina is tiny, Meru is fat, Shuu spitting
- 48-Group members in yukata summer apparel
- Useless #14: Yukarun's kicks, double hafuun, Jurina's Eva cosplay
- Yamamoto Sayaka as center for Heavy Rotation
- Useless #12: Erii's udon, Nishino bounces, Mayuyu kicks zombies
- Useless #11: Sayanee's boobs, Kojiharu's pantsu, Nanamin makes sushi for you!
- Useless #10: Paruru's Twitter, Team 8's Oguri Yui, Fuuchan hates the sun
- Kayano Shinobu vs Matsuko Deluxe
- Useless #9: Renacchi Funassyi, serious Kojima, Sayaka Jackson
- Useless #8: Mayuyu's eel, Karen's sexy new look, Murashige Anna's nonfiction
- Useless #7: Sitting Paruru, sitting Ricchan, an Ota Yuri's twintail
- Useless #6: Miichan the pirate, Juri shaking, and Nishino's superb overreaction
- Useless #5: Shimada gets engaged, fat members, and Yuko-chan's new look
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!