Much has happened recently, but it’s all very uselful – even so, please enjoy these useless things. Lately we’ll see: Yagura Fuuko eats ice cream, BANANA TIME, Kojiharu likes smelly things, and the mysterious Nyan-nyan Kamen.
Fuuchan eats ice cream
If you think hard enough, it’s like the ice cream is coming out of her mouth:
Speaking of cold things, she’s been known to uselessly play in the snow:
Also, not really related, but BANANA!!!
Kojiharu likes smelly things
Courtesy of recent TV show, “FNS Uta no Haru Matsuri”, Kojima Haruna talks about her
— けー@4/30握手会 (@keikeikeikei9) March 28, 2016
“When I was in middle school, at our graduation, everyone was going to meet the coolest guy in school, in order to get something from him. I wanted something too, so I went to him. When I did, he gave me his indoor slippers. He said he didn’t have anything for me, so he gave me those. I wasn’t sure how to feel, but I just took them and went home.”
— けー@4/30握手会 (@keikeikeikei9) March 28, 2016
“I left them in the doorway entrance at home. I tried them on, and they were too big.” At this point, the MC asks very directly, “Did you smell them?” And she Kojiharu embarrassingly that’s she smelled them.
It’s not often you see Kojiharu get so red faced and embarrassed:
Speaking of Kojiharu…
… or maybe not-speaking about Kojiharu, here’s a mysterious election candidacy application, which the management received:
The contents are:
– Name: “Nyan-nyan Kamen”
– Group: ??
– Team: ??
– Hometown: Neo Akihabara
– Birthday: February 22, 2222
Unfortunately, management later revealed in an official blog post that Nyan-Nyan Kamen’s candidacy application will be “pending.”
Of course, no one knows who this mysterious Nyan-nyan Kamen is!
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori's dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin's bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi's jump, Mogu Mio, Miki's face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun's & Rena's flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki's face, Mion and Sasaki's legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee's face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka's underwear, Konomin's WAHOO, Nakki's new trick
- Useless #40: Miki's face, Sakura's hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara's sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT's butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
- Useless #34: Girly Kazumin, shy Okappa, Owada Mion, serious miki, Hentai Nana, monkey Yukirin
- Useless #33: Seira Maiyan, Yukirin's boobs, meganekko, phone apps
- Useless #13: sooooo much useless! And Happy New Year!
- Useless #31: I can't even explain this o_0
- Useless #28: Crazy eyes, creepy wota, foreheads, Sashihara Mai
- Useless #26: Izurina Jackson, scary photos, Annin's cool beauty, HKT air conditioner
- Useless New #25: Sayanee, Nogizaka copies SKE48, ever-supportive Takamina
- Useless #24: theater accidents, Sugamoto Yuko's tongue, Komiharu's confusion, Yuumin's play
- Useless #23: face stretching, Paruru's troll face, Nanase eats, nostalgia cake
- Useless #22: Paruru
- Useless #21: Moeka's darkness, Naanya the lesbian, Ryoha-tan's legs
- Useless #20: Kojimako the beaver, Kojiharu ORA's, Paruru eats, Mocchi eats Mio
- Useless #19: Boob Senbatsu
- Useless #18: funny Yuko, Sadako Akarin, Kojiharu's butt, Haruppi the loner
- Run, Milky, run!
- Useless #17: Sayanee & Milky in sync, Milky's ponytails, Sasshi the borne leader
- Useless #16: girls kissing, zombie Hori-chan, more boob grabbing
- Useless #15: Takamina is tiny, Meru is fat, Shuu spitting
- 48-Group members in yukata summer apparel
- Useless #14: Yukarun's kicks, double hafuun, Jurina's Eva cosplay
- Yamamoto Sayaka as center for Heavy Rotation
- Useless #12: Erii's udon, Nishino bounces, Mayuyu kicks zombies
- Useless #11: Sayanee's boobs, Kojiharu's pantsu, Nanamin makes sushi for you!
- Useless #10: Paruru's Twitter, Team 8's Oguri Yui, Fuuchan hates the sun
- Kayano Shinobu vs Matsuko Deluxe
- Useless #9: Renacchi Funassyi, serious Kojima, Sayaka Jackson
- Useless #8: Mayuyu's eel, Karen's sexy new look, Murashige Anna's nonfiction
- Useless #7: Sitting Paruru, sitting Ricchan, an Ota Yuri's twintail
- Useless #6: Miichan the pirate, Juri shaking, and Nishino's superb overreaction
- Useless #5: Shimada gets engaged, fat members, and Yuko-chan's new look
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!