Is the site working okay for you? I’m still not used to the new editor, it’s strange! But you don’t need to know that because it’s useless knowledge, right? Speaking of which, what’s useless to know about recently? Glad you asked! Let’s learn about: strange faces of Sasshi, Kojima Haruna taking things seriously, Maeda Atsuko being a handshake professional, and eating cookies. Let’s go!
Something is not right about this…
It seems an idol lives and dies by their looks. Here, we see our favorite idols posing for a photo, but something seems not quite right about it:
I admit that I wish I had such great photo editing abilities!
And while we’re on the subject of faces (and for no other reason other than for the sake of
Meanwhile, at a very important meeting
Members of the 48-groups are front and center, but there are surely countless many staff who also support efforts such as planning and other logistics.
Here’s a very important meeting taking place:
Every is gathered around at the table during this serious meeting… but wait, who is that in the back?
Oh, Kojiharu, don’t ever change!
It takes skills to shake anyone’s hand
It’s no secret that handshake events can be very stressful on idols, as they must shake hands with people from all walks of life.
And occasionally, some rare incidents of less-than-normal wota getting too excited at meeting their favorite idols, makes them a little… over excited? Here are some more famous examples:
And then, there is this classic:
But, I think the most memorable handshake I have seen is one involving Maeda Atsuko:
Not even boogers will stop Acchan. That’s a real pro!
Cookies need love too
Would you consider Nishino Miki on the fat side of things? I definitely don’t, but I guess Miki-chan doesn’t see it that way!
From Oya Shizuka’s Twitter feed:
— 大家志津香(しーちゃん) (@ooyachaaan1228) April 2, 2016
Oya says: “They say that when one is fat, eating is so frustrating…. but crying when you eat cookies? I don’t get it! Checkout Nishino Miki. And Izurina is cheering her up”.
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori's dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin's bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi's jump, Mogu Mio, Miki's face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun's & Rena's flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki's face, Mion and Sasaki's legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee's face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka's underwear, Konomin's WAHOO, Nakki's new trick
- Useless #40: Miki's face, Sakura's hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara's sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT's butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
- Useless #34: Girly Kazumin, shy Okappa, Owada Mion, serious miki, Hentai Nana, monkey Yukirin
- Useless #33: Seira Maiyan, Yukirin's boobs, meganekko, phone apps
- Useless #13: sooooo much useless! And Happy New Year!
- Useless #31: I can't even explain this o_0
- Useless #28: Crazy eyes, creepy wota, foreheads, Sashihara Mai
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!