Don’t worry, I’m not dead (^^), just drowning in useless things! What kind of useless things? I’ll share it with you! Today’s non-useful news is: Naaaaa-MEGU, picture hating, Mayuyu’s special soybeans, and head banging.
Okada Nana and Taniguchi Megu get up close and personal… at least, Nana tries to anyhow:
Speaking of Taniguchi Megu…
Some people don’t like their picture taken
By the way, Imamura Maria is only 130cm
Mayuyu’s soybeans are special
At a special handshake event, Watanabe Mayu introduces special Mayuyu branded food item: the Mayuyu Edamame Party!! Behold:
And she looks so cute holding it up for you too:
… if these look like perfectly normal edamame soybeans to you, let Mayuyu reassure you otherwise (via Twitter):
— 渡辺麻友 (@karaage_mayu) April 30, 2016
Mayuyu says: “Thank you every for the handshake event in Yokyohama today. I was feeling good, and it was the first time I talked so much, maybe. lol. I had a lot of fun! Oh, by the way, they’re selling ‘Watanabe Mayu’s Edamame Party’ at the event space. Please don’t call it just normal edamame! Please try it.”
Would you buy an Edamame party?
Actually, you’re not the only one…
As it turns out, despite bearing the great Mayuyu’s name, Edamame Party did not sell so well:
… it’s the only item that wasn’t sold out!
The other items look more appetizing, to be honest, lol.
Would you also believe this…?
“Edamame Party” is not a new concept! Take a look at this promotional event poster from 2014:
The big bold letters in the middle say, “Edamame Party”, and looks like it was an event with two former SKE48 members.
The price? 8,000 yen to for one person! At least it says, all you can eat, and all you can drink.
What will they think of next?!
Head banging with the lights off?
When I mention “head banging”, one person should come to mind, right? If you thought, “Miorin”, or “Lemon”, you are right!
But this time, something is a little bit off:
Wow, it’s useless, huh? In Japanese, I would call this “bimyo” (微妙).
oh? You like bimyo things?
Okay then! What is Okappa doing here?
Be wary of this girl’s punching! It’s almost violent.
Speaking of violence… take a look at this terrible assault:
Other items in the Useless News series:
- Useless News: punching, Miki’s moves, Sasshi showroom
- Mio is watching you drive
- Useless News: Sakura Yuki, cake, cake, cake, Izurina attacks
- Useless #55: Yui rolls, Hori Sakura, Miorin vs Bear
- Useless #54: Chiyori’s dance, Mako face, Naa-Megu, Izurina tako, Neko Nanase
- Useless #53: Naa-Megu, picture hate, Mayu’s soybeans, head banging violence
- Useless #52: lots of faces, a serious kojiharu, important handshakes, and fat cookies
- Useless #51: Naanya Banyaanya, Akarin’s bulge, and being in the way
- Useless #50: ice cream, BANANA, Kojiharu smells, Nyan-nyan Kamen
- Useless #49: one and the same
- Useless #47: Ikumi’s jump, Mogu Mio, Miki’s face, kissy kissy
- Useless #46: Hilary happenings, Paruru bears, Yukarun’s & Rena’s flying shoes
- Useless News: Reika is missing edition.
- Useless #45: sleeping
- Useless #44: Natsu kissing, wrong Hiwatashi, angry Paruru, and crazy necks
- Useless #43: Yuria cooks, Miki’s face, Mion and Sasaki’s legs
- Useless #42: Sayanee’s face, moonwalking, Doraemon, kissy kissy
- Useless #41.5: Butt butt butt Sasshi butt butt bottom
- Useless #41: Momoka’s underwear, Konomin’s WAHOO, Nakki’s new trick
- Useless #40: Miki’s face, Sakura’s hidden genius, Reika & Yumi totally in love
- Useless #39: Milky eats, boob, Harugon in the trash, Sasshi stretches
- Useless #38: Bad timing, Rara’s sexy body, Paruru untroubled, quiz time
- Useless #37: Shimazaki nanase, Kylo Miorin, old man pocky and more
- Useless #36: Uncomfortable faces
- Useless #35: HKT’s butts, Kim Yui, familiar faces, Yukirin Hunter and spilt Milky
I’m writing about useless and stupid things a lot, and I like to laugh. My policy is 一期一会。It means treasure your meeting with everyone!